What do you call a holy vegetable? A chaste-er bean.

Why did the baker go to church? He kneaded spiritual dough.

Why do ghosts love church music? Because they can't stop haunting the choir.

Why did the angel lose at poker? Because he kept folding.

What did the bishop say to the birthday cake? 'Let us pray.'

Why did the priest refuse to play football? He didn't want to tackle the issue.

Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He was always floating new ideas.

Why did the praying mantis start a church? It wanted to prey on sinners.

What did the pastor say to the vacuum cleaner? 'Let us suck-cum-cleanse.'

Why did the zombie start going to church? He heard they had a body and blood buffet.

What do you call a religious vegetable? A praying radish.

Why don't we ever play hide and seek with Medusa? She always finds us.

Why did the choir group go to the beach? To hit the high Cs.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? He had perfect pitch.

What did the priest say to the comedian? 'You have a divine sense of humor.'

Why did the zombie go to church? He heard they served the bread of life.

How did the pastor fix his computer? With praying CTRL + ALT + DEL.

Why did the nun join the basketball team? She heard they were on a fast break.

Why did the preacher go to the dentist? To get some divine intervention on his cavity.

Why did the Dalai Lama open a bakery? To bring peace and loaf to the world.

Why did the priest set up a stand-up comedy show? To deliver some heavenly humor.