Why did the preacher go to the gym? To work on his sermon abs.

Why did the nun go to the dentist? She needed a little divine intervention with her toothache.

Why did the choir only sing acapella? They couldn't find the right key to the music room.

Where do angels invest their money? The hea-venture capital fund.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had a lot of peck-tential.

Why did the pirate go to church? He heard there was treasure in heaven.

Why couldn't the bicycle therapist help his patient? He kept cycling through the same issues.

What do you call a group of musical monks? Gregorian chant.

Why did the Dalai Lama refuse novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the pastor get a ticket? He was caught for double preaching.

What do you call a dog with a rosary? A pup-tual believer.

Why did the witch join a church choir? She wanted to put a spell on the audience.

What do you call a nun with a cold? A friar.

Why did the monk bring a ladder to the orchard? He heard the fruit was blessed.

Why did the pastor go to the store? To get some salvation (sales on).

Why did the conservative church keep running out of chairs? They were too right-wing.

Why did the monk go to therapy? He had too many inner demons.

Why did the Buddhist refuse pain medication after surgery? He believed suffering was part of enlightenment.

What do you call a nun who loves to fish on Sundays? Sister Catch-a-Lot.

Why did the skeleton say his prayers before bed? He hoped to resurrect his sleep.

Why did the priest go to the airport? He heard people were praying for a safe flight.