Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
How do you know when a pastor is lying? His sermon starts with 'Once upon a time...'.
Why did the priest wear sunglasses to church? He couldn't handle all the glare-allelujahs.
Why did the pastor start a landscaping business? To help people find God's greener pastures.
What do you call a group of religious squirrels? The pray-therhood.
Why did the nun bring a ladder to confession? To reach higher levels of forgiveness.
Why did the pastor become a beekeeper? He wanted to preach the gospel according to buzz.
How does a priest communicate with sea creatures? Through whale prayers.
Why did the bishop become a tailor? To sew seeds of faith in the community.
What do you call a religious bear? A pray-ving mantis.
Why did the priest go to the store? He needed to buy some parish-ables.
How did the Bible study group celebrate reaching their fundraising goal? With a praying party.
Why did the monk refuse to eat eggs? He believed in the power of poach and prayer.
Why did the rabbi get lost in the desert? He kept wandering in search of the promised landline.
Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He didn't want to have a latte temptation.
Why did the church choir switch to singing in the key of G? Because it was more holy.
What do you call a group of musicians who love math? Alge-bros.
Why was the choir singer arrested? For stealing the show.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A dull martyr.
Why did the students sit on the floor during Bible study? They wanted a higher learning.
Why was the church so cold? Because they left all the windows Psalm (psalm) open.
Why do bicycles make terrible priests? They can't handle the steeples.