Why did the nun bring a ladder to the convent? To take her prayers to a higher level.

Why did the priest go to the gym? To work on his Godly physique.

Why did the nun bring a ruler to the casino? To measure her sins.

What do you call a holy vegetable? A pray-tato.

Did you hear about the computer programmer who was also a priest? He used CTRL-ALT-DELiverance.

Why did Moses' staff go to therapy? It had a lot of pent-up issues.

What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips.

Why was the belt alone at the party? It wanted to hold up the dance floor.

Why did the belt go to church? It held up prayers.

Why don't some fish go to church? They're afraid of the cod.

Why was the pastor late to the sermon? He took a detour through the 'Old Testament' lane.

What do you call false teeth that serve the church? A dental chapel!

Why did the physics professor become a monk? He wanted to explore the spirituality of matter!

Why did the vampire become a priest? He wanted to bring others to the 'light'!

How do you know when a priest is cooking? He uses extra 'holy' water in his recipes!

Why was the choir conductor so good at his job? He had a 'heavenly' voice for harmony!

What kind of tea do Buddhist monks drink? Sereni-tea!

Why did the pastor schedule a dentist appointment? He needed some 'filling' for his sermons!

What do you call a pastor on a diet? A preacher on a mission for salvation and slimness!

Why was the nun so good at fishing? She had a knack for catching 'holy' mackerel!

How did the ghost repair his haunted house? With 'spiritual' guidance and a 'heavenly' contractor!