What happened to the elf who converted to Christianity? He became an elf-angelical.

What do you get if you cross a Zen Buddhist and a vampire? Someone who's at peace with their inner demons.

Why was the ghost such a hit at church? He could speak in tongues.

How did the atheist die? He lost his faith.

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? He heard the sermon was going to be on a higher level.

What do you get when you cross a Bible with a vegetable? A religious cult-ivar.

Why was the robot priest hired? He had binary sermons.

Why did the priest go to the dentist? He had a Holy Molar.

What's a priest's favorite snack food? Popesicles.

Why was the vampire always welcome in churches? He could always count on a warm reception.

Why did the chicken join a church choir? To get closer to the egg-cellent singers.

What's a priest's favorite movie? The Sixth Sense, because he can see dead people.

What happened when the nun went skydiving? She had a habit of landing perfectly every time.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in church? A pew-dophile.

Why did the Buddhist refuse to vacuum? He didn't want to harm any dust bunnies.

Why did the church start a baseball team? To get more home runs.

Why did the pastor take up gardening? He wanted to cultivate the fruits of the spirit.

What do you call a nun who's also a plumber? Sister Flush.

Why did the monk refuse to wrestle? He didn't want to grapple with his beliefs.

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A sue-prano.

Why did the bishop go to the store? He needed to buy more bishop's hats.