Why did the priest bring a mustard seed to the poker game? He wanted to have faith to move mountains.

Why did the rabbi start a gardening business? He wanted to cultivate Jewish roots.

What did the Islamic country do when they ran out of oil? They started praying for renewable energy.

Why couldn't the leopard hide in church? Because he was spotted!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite from praying for eternal life!

Why do ghosts love church so much? They can easily pass through the walls!

Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for his sins of being too bony!

What do you call an iPhone that belongs to a nun? A Roman Catholic!

Why do pilgrims pants always fall down in church? Because they were holy!

Why did the chicken join a religious group? To pray for a better coop in the afterlife!

How does a nun keep her diet going strong? She prays away the hunger!

Why did the priest go to the desert? He wanted to turn water into sand.

How do you make a hot cross bun? Put it in the oven until it's sinfully delicious.

Why couldn't the atheist find his keys? Because they were in the agnostic district.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder? He wanted to take his preaching to a higher level.

What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days, just like Lent.

Why did Moses always have a hard time keeping track of time? He kept breaking all his tablets, just like the Ten Commandments.

Why did Noah keep fish in the Ark? He needed to keep the schools afloat.

Why do cows in India have the best karma? Because they're always saying 'Hindu!'

Why did the skeleton go to church? To sing hymns and pray on his bones!

What's a priest's favorite type of music? Hymn-hop!