Why did the rabbi start a rock band? He heard it was kosher to rock out.

What did the nun say to the baseball pitcher? 'I hope you have a good habit.'

Why did the pastor go to the ice cream shop? He heard they had divine sundaes.

How does a Buddhist file their taxes? They find their inner peace by doing deductions.

Why did the priest start a bakery? He wanted to make a lot of Holy Rolls.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun with a chainsaw? Sister Hack-saw.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He couldn't handle all the sin-namon rolls.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He wanted to stop up the pulpit!

What do you call a holy man who's always on the phone? A teleminister.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a preacher? A holy terrier.

I told a nun she should be prepared for anything. She said, 'I'm always nun the wiser.'

I tried to join the religion of the velociraptor, but they said it was dino-mite.

I asked the priest if he knew any jokes about the offertory, he said they were all about change.

Why do nuns need to wear a habit? Because they don't want to be spotted.

Did you hear about the cheese that was baptized? It became holy.

Why do ghosts like to go to church? It's a great place to find some soul food.

I prayed to win the lottery, but when I didn't win, I realized you can't win them all prayed up.

Why did the church start offering online services? To go viral.

I asked the rabbi how he makes his coffee. He said Hebrews it.

I tried to organize a meditation group, but it was too much of a stretch.

Why did the nun get in trouble at the bakery? She kept buttering up the customers.