Why did the Buddhist refuse to eat the donuts? He wanted to avoid attachment to pastries.

What did the Dalmatian say to the nun? 'Bark a few Hail Marys for me!'

Why did the mummy go to church? To wrap itself in religion.

Why did the chicken become a priest? It felt the calling to 'hatch' new believers.

What did the pastor say when the church caught fire? 'Holy smoke!'

Why was the preacher great at fishing? He knew how to reel in the congregation.

Why did the angel sit at the computer? To answer prayers faster.

Why did the Roman Catholic priest become a chef? He wanted to serve more than just communion.

What do you call a group of sheep who love gospel music? The flock of praise.

Why did the prophet go broke? He kept giving away his prophets for free.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to the beauty salon? He wanted to achieve inner and outer peace.

What do you call a group of choir singers on a cruise ship? A holy ship, just like the ark.

Why did the Pope go to the bank? To invest in a prayer fund.

Why do Buddhists never vacuum in the corners? Because they have no attachments, even to dust bunnies.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile, just like celibacy.

Why did the skeptics join the church choir? They wanted to have faith in harmony.

What do you call a praying mantis's favorite priest? A mantis-ter, just like a minister.

What do you call it when a new synagogue opens next to a bakery? A blessing in a loaf.

Why did the yoga instructor go to church? She wanted to teach a class on divine alignment.

What did the atheist say to the religious comedian? Do you believe in funny miracles?

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? He heard the congregation was reaching new heights.