Why did the preacher become a gardener? He wanted to plant a seed of faith!

Why did the pastor carry a watch on his belt? He wanted to keep the Bible Belt!

Why was the choir invisible? They were practicing crypt-singing.

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A Roman Catholic.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He didn't want to be found guilty of over-ex-sins.

Why do demons never win at poker? They always fold.

What do you call a lion who becomes a priest? A roar-ssistant pastor.

Why don't witches fight in wars? They prefer hexagons to hexagons.

Why did the ghost go to church? He needed some spiritual boo-sting.

What does a vampire use to unlock doors? A blood key.

Why did the monk refuse to say his prayers? He didn't want to put his faith in words.

What did the vegetable say to the priest? Lettuce pray for a good harvest.

Why did the nun bring a tape measure to the convent? To measure her spiritual growth.

What do you call an alligator in a vestment? An investi-gator.

Why did the monk sit on the flagpole? He wanted to elevate his soul.

What kind of car does a witch drive? A broom broom.

Why did the psychic refuse to work on Sundays? She needed a day off to recharge her crystal ball.

What do you get when you cross a Leprechaun and a preacher? A small medium at large.

Why did the atheist throw a rock at the church window? He wanted to see if God would show.

Why did the priest carry a lunchbox? So he could have a 'holy meal' whenever he wanted.

Why was the math teacher always calm? He had infinite patience.