Why was the pastor so good at basketball? He had a great jump shot for Jesus.

How did the nun keep track of her finances? With heavenly balance sheets.

Why do monks only use electronic candles? They're in the digital age of enlightenment.

What do you call a sleepwalking priest? A Roman Catholic in motion.

Why was the yoga instructor banned from the church? They couldn't handle his divine flexibility.

How do you know if a nun is into gardening? She's always talking about her spiritual seeds.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to the sermon? To represent climbing closer to God.

Why was the nun always cold? She refused to wear sinfully warm clothing.

How do you know if a book is blessed? It has a holy spine.

Why did the monk meditate in front of the mirror? To find his inner peace.

Why couldn't the pirate be converted to Christianity? He didn't want to walk the plank of faith.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a church? Hisss-terical sermons.

Why do pastors never play hide and seek? Because good people always seek Him.

Why was the pastor's computer always crashing? It had too many sins in the cache.

How does a priest cheer up his computer? He gives it some bytes of encouragement.

Why did the chicken join a church choir? It had eggs-traordinary talent.

What do you call a sleepwalking priest with a sense of humor? A pun in the pulpit.

Why was the pastor so good at basketball? He had a strong faith in his shots.

Why did the skeleton go to church? Because he had nobody to talk to.

What do you call a holy peanut? A blessed nut.

What do you call a nun with a sewing machine? A holy stitch.