What snack do spiritual people love? Pray-zels.

Why did the coffee convert to Christianity? It found grounds for faith.

Why did the skeptical sheep join the church? It was searching for the true shepherd.

What did the math teacher say to the priest? 'Sin is bad, cos is good.'

Why did the spaghetti go to church? To repent for its pasta sins.

How does a penguin build its house of worship? Igloos it together.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job as a minister? He couldn't see himself in the role.

What game do religious cats love to play? Bible Bingo.

Why do demons never seem to get stressed out? They have hell to deal with it.

Why did the angel lose the singing competition? He didn't have enough soul.

What happened to the lettuce at the church potluck? It was saved by the dressing.

Why did the psychic refuse to join the clergy? She saw no future in it.

Why do gardeners make great disciples? They have a lot of faith in their seeds.

Why did the criminal become a monk? He wanted a life of contemplation behind bars.

What did the priest say to the baseball player? 'You're out!'

Why did the baker become a priest? He kneaded a higher calling.

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? They don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the tailor get hired by the church? He had a knack for holy stitches.

What do you call a religious motorcycle gang? Hells' Angels.

Why don't demons tell lies? They prefer to keep things hellishly honest.

What was the pirate's favorite religious holiday? Arrrr-sh Wednesday.