Why did the banana go to church? It heard it was a-peeling to all!

Why did the choir group go to the beach? To catch some rays and sing 'Hallelujah!'

What did the pastor say to his shoes? 'I'll meet you in the soul!''

What do you call a holy tomato? A saucy believer!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up during church service? It was two-tired!

Why did the rubber band go to church? To find some stretch-relief!

What do you call a bear in a church? A paws-tor!

What do you get when you cross a nun and a dog? A faith-paw!

Why was the math book hired to work at the church? It had too many problems, but it was great at division!

Why did the bicycle go to church? It wanted to find its chain of command!

Did you hear about the snail who became religious? He went to pray to become more shell-evated!

What type of music do angels like to listen to? Harp music!

Why wasn't the computer able to attend church? It had a 'hard drive'!

Why did the tomato go to confession? It wanted to 'ketchup' on its sins!

How does a penguin build its igloo? Igloos it together with snow and ice!

Why did the skeleton go to the church dance? He heard they were having a bone-anza!

What type of cars do priests drive? Convertibles!

Why did the atheist go to church? He wanted to get some holy water in case he sneezed!

What did the bread say during church service? Let us pray-dough!

Why did the monks go to the baseball game? They heard it was a good place to catch a pop fly.

Why don't bakers believe in the afterlife? Because they knead the dough.