Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
How did the computer programmer fix the church's website? He used praying code!
Why did the choir members go to the dentist before the performance? To get their crowns ready!
How does a priest exercise? By doing exorcises!
Why did the atheist go to church? To find someone to talk to during the Super Bowl.
What do you call a pastor who fights crime? A preacher.
Why don't we ever see the apostles fishing in saltwater? Because they only fish in 'sea of Galilee'.
Why did the sun go to church? To get a little ray of light and enlightenment!
What do you call a spiritual bird? A dove-oted follower!
Why do potatoes make good priests? They have eyes on the divine!
What did the blanket say to the church pew? 'I've got you covered!'
Why did the musician go to church? To get in tune with the higher power!
What do you call a praying duck? A quack-titioner!
Why did the remote control go to church? It wanted to change the channel of life!
What do you call a musical pasta? A lasagna of praise!
Why did the basketball player become a monk? He wanted to shoot for the heavenly hoop!
What did the grape say to the priest during communion? 'Wine not share a moment of peace?'
Why did the mathematician become a priest? He found church to be a prime place for multiplication!
What did the preacher say to the fearful vegetable? Lettuce pray!
What did the grape say to the priest? 'Let us wine and dine together!'
Why do ghosts love worshipping on Halloween? Because it's a boo-tiful time for prayer!
What did the ocean say to the church? 'Water great day for a sermon!'