What do you get when you cross a frog and a monk? A leap of faith.

Why couldn't the mummy go to church? He was all wrapped up in himself.

How did the pharaoh convince his people to worship cats? He told them it was 'purr'-fectly divine.

Why don't astronauts start their prayers with 'Amen'? Because it's just the beginning.

Why was the choir director so good at baseball? He knew how to pitch perfect harmony.

Why do gardeners make good Christians? They have strong roots.

Why did the vampire become a monk? He heard it was a 'biteless' way to live.

What do you call a nun who snores? A holy roller.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite at the bark.

Why did the crab go to church? To get some 'holy' water.

What happened to the guy who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.

Why did the tomato go to church? It wanted to catch up on its 'ketchup'.

What do you call a group of animals in a church? A pray-gang.

Why did the skeleton go to the church dance? To do the bone-boogie.

What do you call a fish who leads a church service? A priest.

Why do ghosts love to attend church? They enjoy the spirit-filled atmosphere.

Did you hear about the fight at the church bake sale? It was a pie-fight.

Why did the choir group do so well in the music competition? Because they had good 'hymn-tenance'.

Why did the pastor carry a watch during his sermon? To make sure his talk wasn't too preachy.

What's the best way to talk to a fish? Drop it a line.

What kind of car do angels drive? A halo-c.