Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What do you call a weightlifting nun? Sister Muscle.
Why did the skeleton go to the church dance? To do the bone shuffle.
How does a deaf nun communicate? She uses sign of the cross language.
Why did the semicolon break up with the parentheses? Because they were too possessive.
What do you get when you cross a religious person and a boxer? A pray-percut.
Why did the rabbi carry a camera? He wanted to capture the moment.
What do you call a snake who works for the church? A hisster.
Why did the psychic refuse to read the Bible? He didn't want to cross the divine line.
Why do monks hate playing hide and seek? They always get found in their habits.
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A legal padre.
Why did the pastor bring a pillow to the sermon? He wanted to give everyone a cushion for their sins.
What does the Dalai Lama say when he goes to a pizza place? Make me one with everything.
Why don't vampires like organized religion? They can't handle the holy water.
What do you call a group of musicians who play religious music? A hymnsemble.
Why did the priest switch to decaf? He wanted to avoid any religious grounds.
What do you call a holy man who is also a musician? A priest who rocks.
What do you call a nun at the beach? A 'sundae' school teacher!
How do you know if a ghost is religious? It goes to 'soul' searching retreats!
Why do angels make great chefs? They always add a 'heavenly' touch to their dishes!
What's a priest's favorite type of movie? A 'heaven'-turous film!
Why did the religious football team pray before each game? To have 'holy' touchdowns!