How do vampires get rid of their sins? They confess with a bite!

Why did the priest start a music group? To spread the gospel of rock and roll!

Why did the pious gardener carry a Bible in the garden? To plant seeds of faith!

How do you know if a ghost is religious? It says 'Boo-man Catholic'!

Why did the pastor wear his robes to the beach? He wanted to catch some holy rays!

What do you call a religious athlete? A pray-athlete!

Why did the nun sit in the corner at dinner? She heard it's where the light shines the most!

How does the Dalai Lama like his coffee? In a tea-cup for a change of brew-ty!

Why did the nun get a job at the brewery? She wanted to tap into a different kind of spirits!

What did the praying mantis say before dinner? 'Grace'!

Why was the church so cold? Because the sermon had too many drafts!

How does a nun get around in the snow? She rides on a pair of heavenly skis!

What do you call a super noisy church? A choir of chaos!

Why couldn't the atheist find parking at the church? They didn't believe in a spot reserved for them!

What do you give a sick bird of prey? Some falcon prayers!

Why did the monk become a hairdresser? He had a calling for straightening things out!

What do you call a group of chess-playing monks? Check-mate-ics!

Why did the psychic refuse the church's donation? She saw no future in it!

Why was the musician kicked out of the church? He kept playing the organ too loud!

What do you call a religious cat? Purr-ayerful!

Why did the pastor carry a pencil to the sermon? In case he wanted to draw some devotions!