How does the Pope like his pizza? Holy and pepper-only!

What do you call a religious chicken? A 'poul-try' preacher!

What do you call a priest who becomes a bartender? A 'spirited' confessor!

Why did the pastor start a garden? He wanted to cultivate souls!

What do you call a religious lizard? A 'rep-tile' preacher!

Why did the chef go to church? He wanted to knead for forgiveness!

Why did the nun start a beekeeping business? She wanted to make 'honey' for the church!

Why did the monk start a music band? He wanted to sing 'chants'!

What do you call a religious haircut? A 'holy' trim!

Why was the pastor always calm? He knew how to 'pray' it cool!

Why do cows make terrible priests? They lack the credentials- they've never been ordained!

Why did the priest go to the bank? To get some interest on his prayers!

What did the priest say to the vacuum cleaner salesman? 'Sorry, we already have a 'holy' sucker in the church!'

Why did the preacher go to the dentist? He wanted to improve his 'holy' smile!

Why did the ghost convert to Christianity? It heard they had spirits there.

Why was the movie about the Ark so long? It had two rain delays.

Why did the spaceship convert to a religious cult? It needed more space for faith.

Why did the alien attend church services? It was searching for a higher power.

Why was the astronaut so spiritual? He was always over the moon with faith.

How did the priest fix his livestream? He went Ctrl + Alt + Divine.

Why don't skeletons go to church? They have no body to take them.