Why did the angel get in trouble in school? She always tried to wing the tests.

Where do ghosts go to church? The boo-aptist church.

Why was the math teacher always calm? She put her faith in fractions.

How do you make a holy salad? Use a lot of dressing.

Why did the grape stop going to church? It started wine-ing too much.

Why did the chicken join a religious sect? It wanted to be a feathered disciple.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a holy man? A moo-ving preacher.

Why couldn't the vampire find a suitable church? He kept getting garlic knots in his way.

How do you make a religious cake? Say a prayer before putting it in the oven.

Why do ghosts find it hard to attend church? They have a hard time sitting still.

What did the ghost priest say to the ghoul parishioner? Ghoul be with you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the church dance? He had no body to dance with.

What do you call a religious song sung by a vegetable? A hymn.

Why did the atheist throw a party? He wanted to celebrate the fact that he didn't believe in a higher power.

How do we know that Solomon was the first person in the Bible to wear a baseball cap? He had a crown.

What did Noah say as he was loading the ark? Now I've got to do this two by two.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful preacher? He was outstanding in his field.

Why don't aliens celebrate religious holidays? They believe in a higher power.

What do you call someone who plays religious music on their porch all day? A praise musician.

Why did the ghost join the church choir? His voice was hauntingly beautiful.

What did the vegetable say to the worshipper? 'Lettuce pray together.'