Why did the skeleton priest get promoted? They had great 'hum-ility'!

What did the religious grape say when stepped on? 'Oh my raisin!'

Why couldn't the astronaut reach heaven? Lack of space-craft!

How do you make a holy stew? You add some prayer-ley!

What kind of tea do religious cats drink? Purr-ayer tea!

How do you catch a religious fish? With some holy bait!

Why did the monk go to school? To get some 'higher' education!

What do you call a group of religious turtles? Shell-flectionists!

Why couldn't the computer go to church? It had a bad connection!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to church? It didn't have the spine to attend!

How does the religious bee pray? With a hive-five!

Why was the belt a devout believer? It held up the pants in prayer!

What instrument do religious pirates play? The arrrr-gan!

Why did the scarecrow become a religious leader? He wanted to preach in the fields!

Why did the shepherd bring a stopwatch to church? He wanted to make sure every sermon was ewe-nique!

How does the religious leader stay cool during the summer? They believe in the power of the 'holy' spirit!

What do you call a religious apple? The 'Adam' fruit!

Why did the ghost go to church? To say their boo-prayers!

How do you make a holy sandwich? You use deviled eggs!

What do you get when you cross a priest with a birthday party? Holy celebrations!

Why did the farmer bring a ladder to church? He wanted to reach 'higher' spirituality!