Why did the vampire go to church? He heard they serve wine and crackers.

What did the tennis player say to the nun during the match? You've got a lot of faith in your swing.

Why did the pastor go to the bank? To make a deposit for a higher calling.

What did the pastor say to the crying lemon? Squeeze out your faith, things will get zestier.

Why did the nun bring a ladder to prayer? She wanted to climb Jacob's spiritual ladder.

What did Jesus say to the tax collector? You really saved my grace.

Why did the ghost visit the church? To go through some spiritual haunting.

What do you call a religious bee? A hymnal.

Why couldn't the bicycle find peace? It was always two tired.

What do you call a religious cow? A mooo-slim.

Why did the spider go to church? To spin some prayers.

Why don't ants get into heaven? They are always in sects.

What do you call a holy insect? A pray-mantis.

Why did the baker go to church? To get a little spiritual dough.

How does the pastor like his coffee? Amen.

Why did the gardener go to church? To pray for good growth.

What type of car did the apostles drive? A Christ-ler.

Why did the pastor bring a map to the church service? He wanted to help people find their weigh to heaven.

Did you hear about the computer that went to church? It had mega-bites.

What does a spiritual avocado say? Let us pray.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had eggs-traordinary vocal cords.