Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What did Adam say to Eve when they had a fight? 'I don't want to hear any more of your 'ribbing'!'
Why did the pastor preach a sermon on God's creation of birds? He wanted to 'wing' it!
Why did the angel get in trouble at the pearly gates? He had a 'halo' of a time getting through security!
Why did the choir have trouble staying in tune? Because they were too 'keyed' up!
How did Noah manage to fit all the animals on the ark? He had a 'boat' load of room!
Why did the priest check his email during the sermon? He wanted to receive some 'holy' messages!
Why did the preacher go to the dentist? To improve his sermon on 'tooth' and consequences!
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping in unison at a religious service? A 'hare'-raising experience!
What do you call a Sleepy Prophet? Nap-tune.
Why did the choir group go to the gym? To work on their hymns!
Why did the thief convert to Buddhism? He wanted to make a fresh start.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurologist? He understood the importance of brain-storming.
Why was the golfer so bad at soccer? Every time he kicked the ball, he ended up in the sand trap!
What vegetable do you need a plumber for? Leeks! They always seem to be leaking.
I asked my computer for a pun, but it couldn't think of any jokes. It said its pun-processor was overheating.
Why did the squirrel hang a sign on his tree? Because he wanted to make it a pine-apple!
Why was the math book always unhappy? It was full of problems that nobody could solve!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tyred from all the cycling!
Why did the goat become a musician? Because he was a skilled horn player!
I would tell you a joke about church, but it's a bit sensitive.