Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What's a monk's favorite snack? Chip-monks!
What do you call a sleepy religious leader? The Dalai Lama down!
Why did the ghost go to church? For some ghoul food!
Why don't we ever hear jokes about the letter A? Because they're too holy!
Why did the math book look sad at church? Because it had too many problems.
Why couldn't the bicycle find a parking spot? It was two tired!
Why did the lazy person apply for a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded dough.
Why did the carrot break up with the broccoli? It couldn't deal with the stalk-ing.
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but I don’t think it will work on so many levels.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs! The doctor replied, I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!
I used to build stairs for a living, it’s an up and down business.
Why did the chicken go to church on a Tuesday? For a 'wing' and a prayer.
How did the holy tomato spread its message? With a lot of 'ketchup' and faith.
Why did the nun become a gardener? She wanted to 'grow' her relationship with God.
Why did the priest get a new phone? To have a direct 'line' to heaven.
What's a rabbi's favorite dance move? The 'Hava Nagila' shuffle.
Why did the baker go to church? They felt the 'knead' for spiritual fulfillment.
Why don't aliens visit churches? They prefer to 'space' out.
Why did the pastor win the cooking competition? He had a lot of 'divine' recipes.
How does a nun keep track of her prayers? With a 'pray'-station.
Why did the vampire go to church? He wanted to find redemption.