What do you call a nun who only eats one meal a day? A one-nun show.

Why couldn't the mathematician solve the religious problem? He couldn't find a common denomination.

Why was the priest always calm? He found inner psalm.

Why did the monk refuse to eat seafood? He only believed in fish and loaves.

Why did the nun carry a watch to mass? To make sure she always had the good time.

Who was the first golfer mentioned in the Bible? Moses, because he used a seven iron.

Why do vampires avoid church bells? They can't stand the sound of soulful ringing.

Why did the preacher bring a ladder to church? He wanted to preach a higher message.

What did Jesus say to the gardener? 'Amen' to that.

Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To show off his bone moves.

What do you call a religious dog? A saint-bernard.

What do you call it when a nun joins a baseball team? A nun-ster.

Why couldn't the bicycle find peace? It was two-tired.

Why do cows go to church? Because they want to moove closer to God.

Why did the pastor switch to a low-carb diet? To avoid sinful rolls.

What's a tree's favorite prayer? The Lord's timber.

Why did the scarecrow give up on meditating? It couldn't find inner peace.

What do you call a monkey that loves to pray? A holy gorilla.

Why did the pastor become a gardener? He wanted to help people sow their seeds of faith.

What do you get when you cross a nun and a bicycle? Virgin mobile.

Why did the monk refuse to eat butter? He didn't want to develop inner piece.