Why did the musician break up with the church? They had too many rests in the relationship.

Why did the pastor give up his job as a carpenter? He kept getting nailed to the project.

Why couldn't the monk-medieval knight get into the castle? He forgot his Holy Grail.

Why did the pastor go into the baking business? He wanted to make holy rolls.

What do you get when you cross a nun with a pogo stick? A leap of faith.

Why did the priest bring a ladder to the sermon? He wanted to climb to new heights of righteousness.

Why did the Dalai Lama become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate inner peace.

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A legal blessing.

Why did the vegan become a Druid? He wanted to be one with nature.

Did you hear about the nun who opened a sports store? She sells holy socks.

Why do monks love to cook? They enjoy a balanced diet of pray, love, and bake.

Why did the Rabbi go to the art museum? He heard they had some great Hebrew art.

What do you get when you cross a nun with a dog? A holy terrier.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse anesthesia during surgery? He wanted to reach a higher plane of existence.

What do you call a group of singers in a church choir with bad posture? The hunchback of Notre Dame.

Why did the dyslexic agnostic stay up all night? He was wondering if there was a dog.

What's a priest's favorite game? Holy moly.

How does a penguin build its house of worship? Igloos-ive prayer.

What do you call a group of religious sheep? A prayer flock.

What do you call a religious sleepover? A pray and slumber party.

Why did the nun go to the dentist? To get her nun-chucks fixed.