What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a priest? A blessing in disguise.

Why did the monk refuse to pay for his drinks? He believed in monastery instead.

Did you hear about the atheist who lost an argument with a priest? He had a crisis of faith.

How do nuns stay in shape? They pray-sically train every day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good joke about religion?

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine when he had a toothache? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Presbyterian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why do thieves never rob a church? Because even thieves have standards.

What kind of stars babysit other stars? Super-novas.

What do you call an alien spaceship that's been drinking? A flying saucer.

If Jesus can turn water into wine, can he turn wine into job opportunities?

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little enlightenment!

Why did the rock star become a priest? It wanted to hit the high notes in prayer!

What did the grape say to the nun? Let us wine about our sins!

Why did the alien go to church? To tackle the universal questions of faith!

How does a tree worship? It leafs it all to prayer!

Why did the ghost become a nun? It had too many unfinished prayers haunting it!

What do you call a squirrel at church? A nutty believer!

Why did the robot go to church? It needed to upgrade its spiritual software!

How does a cat pray? Purr-fectly in tune with the divine!

What do you call a pig at church? A ham-inister!