Why did the ghost join the church choir? To hit those high notes!

How do you find Holy Grail on a map? Use the pray-scope!

Why did the magician go to church? He wanted to turn water into wine!

What do you call a singing priest? A pre-chord!

Why did the robber start reading the Bible? He wanted to repent-er!

Why did the peanut get baptized? It wanted to be a little holy nut!

Why was the belt so devoted to the church? It held up the pants of faith!

What do you call a cat at the church door? A purr-isher!

How do you know if a sheep is religious? It's always saying 'baa-men' instead of amen!

What did the pastor say to the broken vacuum cleaner? Stop holy-ghosting around!

Why do chickens make great church members? They always pay in 'peck-tithes'!

What do you call someone who tells religious jokes? A pun-dit!

Why do witches make great friends with priests? They can help them ex-orcise!

What do you call a nun who loves to shop? A retail-gious sister!

Why did the choir members go to the beach? To catch some rays of the spirit!

How did the chicken cross the road to church? It followed the 'holy' path!

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the sermon? To elevate his preaching!

How do you know when a parrot is religious? It starts saying 'Polly wants a psalm'!

What do you call a nun who's a stand-up comedian? Holy hilarity!

Why don't skeletons argue about religion? They have a bone to pick with each other!

What did the Bible say to the gossiping Book of Mormon? Let's pray we don't start a Holy War!