Why did the monk join the mob? He wanted to be a Friar-ly face!

Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.

I asked the priest if he knew any jokes about the Bible. He said, 'No, they're all scripture.'

I told my priest I was going to start a bakery. He told me 'let us pray'.

Why did the choir group start a landscaping business? They wanted to make hymn lawns.

What do you call a nun who plays guitar? A 'holy' strummer.

Why did the religious astronaut bring a bible to space? To have a 'stellar' read.

How do you know if an angel is selling real estate? They always have 'heavenly' deals.

How did the priest manage to fix the broken chair? With a lot of prayer and 'holy' screws.

Why do monks always wear robes? They believe in the 'holy' dress code.

What did the rabbi say to the tax collector? 'Don't worry, I'll pay in faith.'

Why did the Zen master refuse to get a haircut? He believed in the power of 'Zen' flowing locks.

Why do priests always carry a GPS in church? To navigate their 'spiritual' journey.

How did the pastor start his own comedy show? With a lot of 'holy' laughter.

Why did the monk plant a garden in the monastery? To cultivate 'holy' soil.

How does the Pope get his laundry clean? Divine intervention.

What did the religious tomato say to the suspicious lettuce? 'Lettuce pray.'

How do you greet an angel? 'Halo there!'

Why was the old testament so reliable with directions? It always pointed people in the right way.

How did the nun pay for her new car? With a lot of prayer and holy financing.

Why do priests always carry a map when hiking? To follow the path of righteousness.