Why was the food always blessed in the nun's kitchen? She believed in holly spices!

How did the priest make the water extra holy? He added some 'sea-minary' salt!

What do you call a religious boxer? Muhammad 'ali'!

Why did the ghost decide to convert to a religion? It was tired of being booo-dhist!

What do you call a sleep-deprived nun? A caffeine catholic!

What do you get when you cross a duck with the Pope? Holy Quack!

Why was the math book upset with the Bible? It thought it had too many formulas for salvation!

How does a priest style his hair? With a halo-iron!

What do you call someone who steals church bells? A klep-toll-man!

What do you call a group of singing religious leaders? A chord of angels!

Why don't ghost hunters investigate churches? They're afraid of holy spirits!

How do you know if a joke is divinely inspired? It leaves you in heavenly stitches!

Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard they had good habits!

Why was the belt an honest piece of clothing? It held up pants without any lies!

Why did the preacher always carry a 9-volt battery? In case he needed some re-voltage!

Why did the Buddhist refuse to vacuum? He didn't want to pick up any attachments!

What do you call a cold religious leader? A chili pastor!

Why did the choir love to sing on airplanes? They loved the high notes!

What did the spiritual tomato say to the hesitant pepper? Have a little faith in me!

Why did the church replace all their light bulbs with angels? Because they wanted a higher wattage!

How do you make a holy pun? You pray for divine inspiration!