What did the bishop say to his chess opponent? 'Checkmate with the power of God.'

Why did the Zen master refuse to exercise? He believed in the power of 'Zen' pounds.

How does the Pope stay in shape? He practices 'holy yoga'.

Why don't scientists trust atoms that have converted to Buddhism? They're too Zen.

What do you call a bear who converts to Judaism? A kosher bear.

Why was the rabbi always calm during turbulence? He knew how to hold onto his faith.

What's the best time to go to the mosque? Prayer time!

How did the priest pay for his new car? With total faith in God's providence.

How do you know when a nun is mad at you? She starts using her 'Sister Act'.

Why did the Hindu chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of karma.

What did the nun say to the priest after their tennis match? 'You serve God well.'

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to the sermon? To reach greater heights in his preaching.

What did the atheist say to the Buddhist? 'You meditate, I'll contemplate.'

How does the Dalai Lama handle anger? He uses his inner peace-tience.

Why did the clown go to church? To get closer to the Big Top.

What do you call it when a nun becomes a poet? Sister Rhyme.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to church? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.

What do you call someone who steals the preacher's notes? A sermon swiper.

Why did the choir boy get an award? He had a note-worthy performance.

Why did Adam never get lost in the Garden of Eden? Because he took an Eve-map.

How did Noah know he was a great gardener? He had two of every plant.