Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why did the atheist go to church on Christmas? He heard there were free thinkers.
What do you call a group of zebras in a church? A prayer-stripe.
Why did the magician join a religious cult? He wanted to be part of an abra-CADABRA.
How do you know if a joke is holy? It makes you laugh communion-ly.
Why does it take longer to build a church than a bar? Because it's harder to find holy spirits.
How does the Pope like his pizza? Holy and extra altar-ations.
Why did the priest stand on one leg during his sermon? He wanted to preach to the choir.
What do you call a religious owl? A Hoot-nik.
Why did the monk go to the dentist? He had bad monk-tures.
What's the best way to communicate with a plant? Pray-ying.
Why did the pastor sit on the clock during the sermon? He wanted to be a watchman.
Why did the chicken join a church choir? He had a good peck-to-ment of number.
Why couldn't Adam and Eve play cards? Because they were always dealing with apples.
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
What do you call a spiritual cow? A meditator.
Why did the priest go to the bank? To get a little bit of holy interest.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!
Why did the banana go to church? Because it heard it needed to be a-peeling to get in!
Why did the choir have trouble singing together? They couldn't find the right key!
Why did the priest go to the airport? To get closer to the Most High!
Why don't cannibals eat clergymen? They're tough, stringy, and they criticize your taste in food.