What did the spiritual leader say to the basketball player? Your shots are divine!

What did the spiritual leader say to the comedian? Your jokes are divine!

Why did the skeleton go to the church fundraiser? To give a bone-afide donation!

What do you call a nun who rides a motorcycle? Sister Harley!

Why did the Dalai Lama eat fast food? Because he wanted to achieve enlightenment in a hurry!

What do you call a priest who becomes a gardener? A father plant!

Why did the monk bring a ladder to the meditation session? To reach a higher state of mind!

What did the nun say to the potato chip? Holy chip!

Why did the pastor bring a belt to church? To keep his preaching on holy ground!

What do you call a nun who loves to bake? Sister Tart!

Why did the monk bring a map to the temple? To find his inner peace!

What did the priest say to the beekeeper? Bee-lieve in a higher power!

Why did the nun bring a mirror to church? To reflect on her sins!

What do you call a rabbi who loves to exercise? Torah the weight!

Why did the pirate go to church? He wanted to find his true parrot!

Why did the monk break up with his therapist? He reached Nirvana and no longer needed their guidance!

Why did the nun bring a pogo stick to the choir practice? To hit those high notes!

Why was the choir director such a good cricket player? He knew how to make a hymn run!

What do you get if you cross a priest with a vampire? Father Fright night!

Why did the Buddhist refuse a second helping? He was trying to find nirvana in portion control!

Why was the monk always calm? He had a habit of meditating on the rock!