What is a priest's favorite bug? A praying mantis!

Why don't elephants go to church? They already have their own tusks!

Why do monks always have clean floors? They Zen-pose a lot!

Why did the nun start a blog? To spread the good habit!

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backward? A receding hare-line!

How does Santa Claus relax after delivering gifts all night? He takes a Yule-tide!

Why did the pastor start a spice business? He wanted to give sermons some flavor!

Why did the rabbi start a moving company? He had a lot of Jew-haul items!

Why do priests always carry umbrellas? In case of a hail Mary!

Why did the priest go to the seafood restaurant? To get some cod's blessings!

Why did the Buddhist open a bakery? To make some good karma!

Why did the pastor become a gardener? He wanted to work in God's green acre!

Why do mummies make great secretaries? They always keep things under wraps!

What do you call a religious soccer player? A prayer striker!

Why did the chicken go to church? To hatch a plan!

What do you get when you cross a religious person with a detective? Sister Sleuth!

Why did the rabbi start a band? He heard they needed a good synagogue!

Why did the zombie convert to Buddhism? He wanted to achieve inner peace!

Why did the Dalai Lama go to the pizza shop? He wanted one with everything!

Why did the bread go to therapy? It had a lot of loaf-issues!

What do you call a group of singing cows? A moo-sical choir!