Why do angels love comedy shows? Because they have celestial humor.

What did the pastor say when the church's budget was low? 'We need to pray for some divine investments.'

Why do witches and priests get along? They both believe in the power of spells.

What did the church bell say to the choir? 'I ring, you sing, let's make beautiful harmony.'

What's a pastor's favorite type of tea? Sermon-ade.

Why don't demons shop at church gift stores? They prefer to get their merchandise from Hell-mart.

What did the priest say when he installed a new bell? 'This will definitely ring true.'

What's a vampire's favorite church service? The euchar-listic celebration.

Why don't angels play baseball? They don't like to steal bases.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bread? Torah-tilla wraps.

Why did the preacher keep a baseball bat in the pulpit? To hit home runs with his sermons.

How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs at the church? When you see the paw-lpit getting wet.

Why did the nun bring a map to the convent? She wanted to pray for all corners of the world.

What's a priest's favorite type of pizza? Holy-moly marinara.

What did the Buddhist say to the Christian? 'I'm zen-terested in hearing about your savior.'

Why did the pastor start a garden? He wanted to grow in faith.

Why do ghosts hate going to church? There are too many holy spirits.

What do you call a priest in a car race? A cross-country runner.

Why was the music teacher a good pastor? He knew how to conduct a choir.

What do you call a judgmental nun? A bray-ing mantis.

Why do cows love going to church? They enjoy the hymns.