How do you know if a priest is good at poker? He always has a holy hand.

What do you call a religious boat race? A saintly regatta.

Why did Noah only fish off the starboard side of the ark? Because he found it to be the righteous side.

What do you call a robot that practices Buddhism? Zenbot.

Why do priests make good comedians? They have divine humor.

Why do vampires never hurt anyone in church? They fear the power of the holy water.

Did you hear about the cheese that converted to Judaism? It wanted to be a little more grated.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a werewolf? Frostbite with a howl.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had a very strong egg-lit voice.

What do you call a sleepy priest? A nap-tist.

Why don't pastors play hide and seek with kids? They have church pews.

Why did the psychic join the seminary? They wanted to divine their true calling.

Why did the candle go to church? It wanted to be holy.

What type of car does a religious person drive? A crusade-er.

Why do cows love going to church? Because they love hearing the 'moo'sic.

Why don't fish go to church? They already have scales.

Why did the bishop go to the store? He needed some a-liturgical supplies.

How do angels communicate? They wing it.

Why do pastors make great gardeners? They have sermon green thumbs.

What do you call a religious dog? A believer retriever.

Why did the math book go to church? To solve some problems!