Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire priest? Frost bitten confessions.
Why was the monk always calm during rush hour? He practiced Zen driving.
How do you get a nun's attention at a football game? Start a Hail Mary pass.
What do you call a nun who drives a delivery truck? Sister Amazon.
What do you call a group of chess-playing monks? Check-mates.
Why do Catholic priests always have great jokes? They have a lot of parish experience.
Why did the Dalai Lama refuse to use PowerPoint? He prefers transparent communication.
What do you call a nun who bartends on the weekends? Sister Mary Mix-a-lot.
Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He didn't want to be hyper-holy.
How do you know if a nun is having a good hair day? She's wearing a halo.
Why did the psychic refuse to predict the winner of the religious debate? She didn't want to start a prophet-sharing controversy.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a priest? A marsupial preacher.
Why do church pews have kneelers? So the congregation can bend the knee!
Why don't chickens go to church? They already have wings for prayers!
What do you call a thief who steals from the church? A pew-traitor!
Why do angels always want to play baseball? It's a heavenly game!
What's a vampire's favorite religious holiday? Ash Wednesday!
Why do ghosts love visiting the mosque? It's a spooktacular experience!
What happens when you play hide and seek with a nun? She always finds you with divine intervention!
Why did the zombie go to church? He heard they had a lot of bodies there!
What do you call a knight who loves to pray? Sir Vice!