What do you get when you combine a pastor and a gardener? A 'pray' of faith for a green thumb.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the church? He kept 'haunting' the pews.

Why do angels never get lost? They always have 'heavenly' guidance.

What kind of boat does a priest use? A 'pontiff' boat.

Why did the vegan become a monk? He wanted to live a 'celibate' lifestyle.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a priest? Holy 'instruction.'

What musical instrument do nuns play? Church bells.

What do you call a group of bishops playing chess? The 'holy' bishops.

Why did the rabbi start a garden? He wanted to cultivate his 'holy land.'

What did Noah say as he was loading the ark? 'Now let's get quackin'.'

Why did the pirate become a monk? He heard they had 'arrgg-guments' about faith.

What did the preacher say to the clock that wouldn't stop ticking? 'You need to have some 'patience.'

What do you call a praying mantis with a religious mission? A 'pray-ving' mantis.

What's one way to catch a fish's attention during a sermon? 'Reel' in that word of God.

Why do priests make excellent chefs? They have a lot of 'faith' in their recipes.

What kind of fish performs religious ceremonies? A 'sacred' trout.

Why did the choir director go to jail? He was caught for 'harmonious' crimes.

Why did the math teacher accept the job at the church? He heard it had good 'sin' tax benefits.

What do you call a hilarious church service? A laugh-ter.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had a lot of 'peck'uliar talents.

What's a pastor's favorite type of footwear? 'Sole' searching boots.