Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
How do you know if a priest is good at tennis? He serves for the Lord!
Why did the religious doctor become a comedian? He wanted to give people some divine comedy.
Why do birds sing hymns on Sunday? Because they have mass appeal.
What did the rabbi say to the llama? Shalom, alpaca!
Why did the preacher only tell jokes during sermons? He wanted to give the congregation some good laughs.
How do Jesuits greet each other at the gym? With a 'Holy fitness!'
What did the pastor say when he couldn't find his keys? 'It must be a sign from God!'
Why did the turkey join the church choir? Because it had the drumsticks.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Why did the pastor carry a ladder? He wanted to reach new heights in his sermons.
Why did the vegetarian break up with the Hindu? He couldn't handle the tandoori chicken.
Why don't Scientologists play hide and seek? Because good luck trying to hide from Tom Cruise.
What do you call Moses' favorite type of music? Hebrew.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Why did the chicken join a church choir? He had the egg-citing voice.
Why did the vampire become a monk? He heard the sound of necks-tic chanting.
What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberry.
Why did the scientist go to art school? To study Van Gogh's ear.
What do you call an email sent by the Pope? A cross-mail.
Why did the Dalai Lama switch to a vegan diet? He didn't want bad karma to weigh him down.
What do you get when you mix holy water with vinegar? A sour miracle!