Why do angels make good baseball players? They always catch the Holy Spirit.

What did the pirate say to the priest? Arrr-mend your ways!

Why didn't the skeleton go to church? He had no-body to go with.

What do you call a praying insect? A holy roller.

Why did the cow go to church? It wanted to moo-ve closer to God.

What do you call a religious horse? A neeeigh-sayer.

What do you call a religious vegetable? A pray-to.

Why don't skeletons play church music? They have no organs.

What did the nun say to the priest while gardening? Lettuce pray.

Why do mummies make great priests? They really know how to wrap things up.

What do you call a dinosaur who is a believer? A dino-prayer.

Why did the teacher go to the chapel? To pray for better students.

Why was the computer so holy? It had good memory.

What do you call a religious smartphone? A pray-per.

Why did the Buddhist refuse painkillers? He wanted to transcend-dental medication.

How do you solve a religious mystery? With prayer and error.

Why was the monk late to the prayer group? He couldn't find his chants.

Why did the monk bring a mirror to church? To reflect on his virtues.

Why did the nun get a tattoo? She wanted to be a little more holy.

What do you call a vegetable that's also a religious figure? Brocolith.

What did the pastor say to the cheeseburger? Lettuce pray.