Why do priests make excellent gardeners? They have green thumbs.

What do you call a holy dog? A 'heavenly hound'.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He lost his 'espresso' faith.

How did the atheist ship captain prove his point? He took the 'sea' out of 'belief'.

Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard it was a 'holy' experience.

Why did the monk refuse to play hide and seek? He couldn't find himself.

What do you call an angel who loves fast food? A 'fry-vangelist'.

Why didn't the skeleton go to church? He didn't have the 'guts'.

Why did the monk meditate in the chicken coop? He wanted inner 'peck'seace.

Why do cows in India make terrible musicians? Because they can't handle the sacred cow bell.

Why did the priest go to the eye doctor? He had trouble seeing the light.

What do you get when you cross a priest and a lawyer? Someone who gives you a sermon and a bill.

Why did the nun switch to online shopping? She wanted to avoid the temptation of retail therapy.

How do you make a Catholic priest laugh? Tell him a 'holy' joke.

Why did the church have to start a baking competition? To see who could make the best 'holy rolls.'

How do you get a group of nuns to stop talking? Ask them to 'pray'se for silence.

Why did the Imam carry a small stool to the mosque? He wanted to make sure he had a 'higher' perspective.

What did the priest say when he accidentally locked himself out of the church? 'Holy doorbell!'

Why did the pastor refuse to play hide and seek? Because good always stands out.

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the choir practice? He wanted to take the singers to new heights.

Why did the monk bring a pencil to the monastery? He wanted to draw closer to God.