Why did the preacher always carry a map? To help guide lost souls to salvation.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-holic church.

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants - sinners beware!

Why was the choir so bad at baseball? They couldn't find the right pitch.

How do you organize a space party? You planet, and then you pray it goes well.

Why did the thief convert to Islam? He heard they had good connections with the Prophet.

What do you call a group of killer whales that are singing Christian hymns? An orca-stra.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? Because he heard the service was going to be uplifting.

Why did the pastor visit the dry cleaner? To get his collar starched.

How do we know that Moses was a great baseball player? Because he had two tablets to back him up!

Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean? Because he was afraid of getting spoused!

Why do some birds go to church? For the bird's eye view.

Why did the athlete go to church? He needed some divine inspiration.

What did the grape say in church? I am vine.

Why did the bee go to church? It wanted to bee-have.

What do you call a musical priest? A hymn-singer.

Why do ghosts never attend church? They have no-body to go with.

Why couldn't the robot find a church? It had no soul.

What do you call a praying astronaut? A cosmo-prayer.

Why did the tomato go to church? It was looking for spiritual-tomato.

What do you call a praying plant? A flora-faithful.