Why was the scarecrow given an award at church? He was outstanding in his field of worship!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Melting the ice with holy water!

Why did the zombie go to church? To find some fresh souls!

Why did the baker go to church? He kneaded a little bread!

How do you make a holy sandwich? You use Deviled Ham!

Why do vampires avoid churches on Halloween? They can't handle the Holy Spirits!

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!

Why did the tomato go to church? To ketchup with God!

How does a priest write an email? With lots of cc's - on all the saints!

Why don't monks ever fight? Because they have no beef with each other!

What do you call a chicken crossing the road in front of a church? Poultry in motion!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a door bell? A hum-dinger!

What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boo-bee!

Why was the pastor always on time? He had good sermon-ticity.

Why did the ghost attend church services? He hoped to exorcise his inner demons.

Why don't skeletons go to church when it's raining? They don't want to rust their bones.

What did the bishop say to the queen bee? 'Your majesty, let us pray for a honey-sweet world.'

Why do vampires avoid church bake sales? They are afraid of cross buns.

What do you call a nun with a pet parrot? A chirp-tain.

Why did the monk start a tech support company? To answer prayers for computer blessings.

Why did the pastor invest in a brewery? To turn water into wine efficiently.