What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbershop quartet.

Why did the pastor bring pool floats to church? He wanted to prevent any baptism by immersion.

What do you call a group of musical clergymen? A choir-mony.

What do you call a nun who is an excellent marksman? Sister Sharpshooter.

What did Jesus say to the waiter when he got the bill? Just charge it on Holy Spirit.

Why did the monk refuse to eat peanut butter? It was against his religion to spread.

What do you call an owl that is also a priest? A 'who-ly' bird.

Why did the gamer go to church? To confess his sins in 'multiplayer' mode.

What do you call a potato that becomes religious? A true believer.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for best listener? Because it always gave an ear.

What did the grape say when it was baptized? Holy wine!

Why did the vampire become a vegetarian? Because he heard steaks were a grave protein source.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun who is also a gardener? A roamin' Catholic.

Why did the pastor carry a GPS to church? To help him find his way to salvation.

How does the Pope communicate on the internet? He surfs the 'Holy' web.

What do you call a nun who loves to ski? Sister Slope.

Why did the Buddhist refuse to vacuum? He didn't want to disturb the inner peace of the carpet.

What did the Roman centurion say to the gym trainer? Ave, muscle!

Why was the choir teacher always calm? Because he had perfect pitch.

What do you call a dinosaur with a Bible? A Pray-saur.

Why did the tomato turn to the dark side? Because it had a bad seed.