Why did the bishop break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to focus on his 'diocese'.

Why did the skeleton go to the church? He heard they had a lot of backbone.

What do you call a bear that prays before eating? A grizzly preacher.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had good a-cluck-stics.

What did the grape say when it was blessed? 'Holy spirit, that was grape!'

Why don't elephants use the church restroom? They're afraid of holy crap.

What do you call a ram who is deeply religious? A baaaa-ptist.

Why did the nun take up gardening? She wanted to cultivate her faith.

Why did the pastor start a bakery? To make a lot of holy rolls.

What do you call a group of religious cats? The Purrr-ishioners.

Why did the mermaid convert to a new religion? She wanted to make a splash in faith.

Why was the tomato chosen to lead the prayer session? Because it had good 'sauce' in leading.

How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it brewing.

What do you call a group of musical nuns? A sound of music.

Why did the rabbi go to the doctor? He had a kosher throat.

What did the pastor say to the farmer? Let's pray for good crop yields.

Why couldn't the ghost be a priest? He had no body to preach with.

Why did the church switch to solar power? To light up people's faith.

Why was the pastor good at gardening? He had a lot of faith in his plants.

What do you call a bear with a Bible? A grizzly testimony.

Why did the tomato turn red in the church? It saw the holy ketchup.