I once tried to bake a cake and ended up with a burnt brick.

I tried to impress someone with my trivia knowledge and ended up giving the wrong answer.

I once tried to parallel park and ended up hitting the car in front of me.

I'm the type of person who would forget someone's name right after they introduce themselves.

I tried to show off my musical talent and ended up breaking a guitar string within seconds.

I'm like a walking typo, always managing to misspell the simplest words.

I'm the type of person who would accidentally walk into a glass door.

I tried to show off my fashion sense and ended up being mistaken for a clown.

I tried to show off my dance moves and ended up pulling a muscle.

I'm like a technology magnet, I always seem to break electronics just by touching them.

I once tried to cook a gourmet meal and set off the smoke alarm within minutes.

I tried to impress someone with my artistic skills and ended up drawing a stick figure masterpiece.

I once tried to style my hair like a celebrity and ended up looking like a failed experiment.

I'm the type of person who would accidentally insult someone while trying to give a compliment.

I'm so bad at photography, every picture I take turns out blurry.

I tried to show off my DIY skills and accidentally glued my fingers together.

I'm so uncoordinated, I once missed a high five and ended up slapping myself in the face.

I tried to make a DIY project and it turned out looking like a Pinterest fail.

I'm the type of person who would forget their own birthday if Facebook didn't remind me.

I'm so bad at singing, I once broke a wine glass with my voice.

I tried to be spontaneous and ended up getting lost in my own neighborhood.