I'm so unathletic, I once got winded trying to open a pickle jar.

I'm so bad at socializing, I once said 'You too' when the waiter told me to enjoy my meal.

I'm so bad at singing, I once shattered a mirror trying to hit a high note.

I'm so terrible at organizing, I alphabetize my snacks in the pantry.

I'm so bad at organizing, I once lost... my to-do list.

I'm so out of shape, I once got winded... tying my shoe.

I'm so forgetful, I once searched for my glasses... while wearing them.

I'm so bad at technology, I once FaceTimed... my own voicemail.

I'm so bad at dancing, I once moonwalked... into a wall.

I'm so bad at music, I once tried to play the guitar... upside down.

I'm so accident-prone, I once tripped... on a crack in the sidewalk.

I'm so forgetful, I once put my shirt on inside out... and didn't notice until the end of the day.

I'm so unathletic, I once twisted my ankle... walking on flat ground.

I'm so clumsy, I once broke a mirror... taking a selfie.

I'm so bad at relationships, I once forgot my own anniversary.

I'm so bad at budgeting, I once tried to pay for groceries with a library card.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I once brushed my teeth with sunscreen.

I'm so bad at socializing, I once got lost in a conversation with my own reflection.

I'm so bad at planning, I once packed a suitcase for a day trip.

I'm so bad at dancing, I once sprained my ankle doing the macarena.

I'm so bad at taking selfies, I tried to take one and broke the camera.