I'm so bad at taking selfies, my camera automatically switches to landscape mode.

I'm so bad at parallel parking, other cars give me extra space just in case.

I'm so bad at dancing, I once got kicked out of a Zumba class for being a hazard.

I'm so bad at technology, my computer asked me if I wanted to downgrade to a typewriter.

I'm so bad at socializing, my pet fish is my only friend and even it ignores me sometimes.

I'm so bad at math, I once tried to divide by zero and broke the universe.

I'm so bad at organizing, my to-do list has a to-do list.

I'm so bad at dating, my last date ended with a high five and 'let's not do this again'.

I'm so bad at exercising, my Fitbit sent me flowers to apologize for the low step count.

I'm so bad at telling stories, my friends call my anecdotes 'naptime tales'.

I'm so bad at singing, my neighbors play loud music to drown out my voice.

I'm so bad at fixing things, I once tried to change a lightbulb and ended up in the dark.

I'm so bad at decision-making, I once took a Buzzfeed quiz to choose what to have for lunch.

I'm so bad at fashion, my wardrobe is a mix of clothes from the 80s, 90s, and confusion.

I'm so bad at art, I once drew a stick figure that looked more like a stick blob.

I'm so bad at math, I once used a calculator to divide by zero.

I'm so bad at texting, I once sent a message to the wrong person confessing my love for them.

I'm so bad at socializing, I once waved back at someone who wasn't actually waving at me.

I'm so bad at time management, I once set three alarms and slept through all of them.

I'm so bad at organization, I once lost my keys and found them in the refrigerator.

I'm so bad at multitasking, I once burned water while trying to cook pasta and answer a phone call at the same time.