I'm not a night owl or an early bird... I'm more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.

I have a fear of commitment... especially when it comes to finishing a TV series.

I went to a party and my only contribution was awkwardly leaving early.

I have a face for radio and a voice for mime.

I like to think of myself as 'flexible'... mostly in terms of my schedule and excuses.

I may not be good with money, but at least I'm consistent.

I've officially reached the age where I refuse to buy green bananas.

I took a 'Which Disney Princess Are You?' quiz and got Grumpy Dwarf.

I tried to organize my life, but it turns out I'm more of a 'messy chaos' kind of person.

I'm so bad at taking selfies, my phone automatically deletes them.

I'm so unathletic, I get winded just watching sports on TV.

I'm so bad at dancing, my shadow refuses to follow me.

I'm so bad at socializing, I once got ghosted by a chatbot.

I'm so clumsy, even my pet rock avoids me.

I'm so forgetful, I once lost my phone while talking on it.

I'm so bad at decision-making, I once flipped a coin to decide if I should flip a coin.

I'm so bad at singing, I once got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing out of tune.

I'm so bad at fashion, I once wore my shirt inside out all day without noticing.

I'm so bad at cooking, I once set off the fire alarm trying to microwave popcorn.

I'm so bad at saving money, my wallet is always on a diet.

I'm so bad at exercising, I once pulled a muscle reaching for the remote.