I'm the type of person who sets off metal detectors at the airport without any metal on me.

I'm like a walking disaster, leaving destruction in my wake wherever I go.

I'm the kind of person who gets lost in a mall parking lot.

I'm the reason why they have warning labels on cleaning products.

I'm like a magnet for embarrassing moments, they just seem to find me.

I'm so indecisive, I can't even make a decision on what to have for breakfast.

I'm the type of person who always manages to spill something on themselves while eating.

I'm so bad at spelling, auto-correct has no idea what I'm trying to say.

I'm the type of person who falls UP the stairs.

I like to think of myself as a multitasker, but usually, I just end up doing everything wrong at once.

I'm so clumsy, I make a bull in a china shop look graceful.

I'm the reason why they put 'do not try this at home' disclaimers on TV shows.

I'm so forgetful, I once forgot my own birthday.

I'm like a plant, I need constant attention and sunlight to survive.

I'm the person who trips over the finish line.

I'm the kind of person who tries to fix things with duct tape and hope.

I'm so bad at technology, I once tried to text someone by calling them on my microwave.

I'm so uncoordinated, I trip over flat surfaces.

I'm so bad at directions, even my GPS says, 'You're on your own.'

I'm like a human alarm clock - constantly hitting snooze.

My cooking is so bad, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.