I tried to do a handstand on a balance beam and ended up falling off. Looks like I'm walking the line between balance and imbalance!

I tried to do a backflip off a diving board and landed in the pool with a big splash. Looks like I'm diving headfirst into comedy!

I tried to do a backflip, but ended up doing a faceplant instead. Now I have a nose for the ground!

I tried to juggle with water balloons and ended up soaking wet. Turns out my juggling skills are all washed up!

I tried to jump over a puddle but landed right in the middle of it. Now I'm in deep water!

I tried to do a cartwheel and crashed into a wall instead. Turns out walls are not the best audience!

I'm friends with a baker - our friendship is knead to be.

I dreamed I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta-sea!

I always take life with a pinch of salt…plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila!

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder? To be outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish in a bowtie? Sofishticated!

Why was the banana feeling blue? It wasn't peeling well!

How do you repair a broken tuba? With tuba glue!

Why was the pony hoarse? It had to gargle!

Why did the raisin go out with the prune? It couldn't find a date!

Why did the dentist take up gardening? To improve his root canal!

What time was it when the monster ate the prime minister? Time to get a new clock!

Why did the steak join a band? It had a good beat!

What did the fat computer do on the beach? It tried to surf the web!

What did one hat say to another hat? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!

Why did the angler bring a parachute to the fishing competition? Just in case he caught a sky fish!