Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snowblower coming!

Why did the clam beat the oyster in a race? Because it was shellfish!

Why did the gymnast go to the bank? To work on her balance!

What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!

Why was the calendar scared? It's days were numbered!

Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock-tor!

Why was the broom so tired? It swept all day!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of shoes? In case he got a hole in one!

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go!

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!

Why did the rubber band refuse to play tug of war? It was afraid of being stretched too thin!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out from behind the tree? Supplies!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was always outstanding in corn-edy!

What do you call a donkey with a lot of money? A wonkey!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his corn field!

I accidentally spilled all my herbs and spices. Now it's thyme for a clean-up!

I tried to grab some fog, but I mist!

I told my bed a joke. It had me in stitches!

I accidentally stepped on a corn flake. Now I'm a cereal killer!

I accidentally walked into a bar. Ouch!

I tried to take a picture of some cheese, but it was too cheesy!